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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:46

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

Et expedita consequatur quam et.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.